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Post by jasonkeller on Sept 15, 2011 12:57:05 GMT -6
Little Johnny
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell me what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy,and colored red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's an old potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replys.
Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a twenty cent coin, but I like your thinking!"
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Post by jasonkeller on Sept 16, 2011 12:14:10 GMT -6
Overcoming Depression
After suffering from severe depression, both my wife and I decided to commit suicide yesterday.
Strangely enough after she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better and thought
What the hell! I'll try to make a go of it!
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Post by stratos200 on Mar 21, 2012 19:26:58 GMT -6
Do you think KVD's bumper sticker say's, (wishin I was WORKING) ?
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